{"id":1509,"date":"2026-07-20T05:33:08","date_gmt":"2026-07-20T02:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/?p=1509"},"modified":"2026-07-20T05:33:08","modified_gmt":"2026-07-20T02:33:08","slug":"1509","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/?p=1509","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"\n<pre class=\"wp-block-preformatted has-system-sans-serif-font-family\">A quick question. How often should people take a shower?<br><br>Think about it. Take a moment.<br><br>Here's what your answer tells about you.<br><br>> <em>\"As often as it is necessary to always be clean.\"<\/em><br>  \u2014 You're an <strong>Authoritarian<\/strong>. You want might to prevail. You want to kick aside the weak and frail.<br><br>> <em>\"As often as they want, as long as their stink doesn't assault my nostrils.\"<\/em><br>  \u2014 You're a <strong>Libertarian<\/strong>. Congratulations, you've displayed some rudimentary signs of sanity. <br><br>> <em>\"As fucking often as they fucking want!!\"<\/em><br>  \u2014 You're an <strong>Anarchist<\/strong>! (Put the bazooka down!)<br><br>> <em>\"[Number] times a [period].\"<\/em><br>  \u2014 You're an <strong>NPC<\/strong>. Without much cognitive effort, you spit some magic number your cultural bubble installed upon you. To a non-NPC, your answer sounds as ridiculous as the magic number of peeing sessions one should stick to. I can't even be sure you understand the meaning of the words presented. You may well be a \"Chinese room,\" wired to react to certain words with certain other words.<\/pre>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A quick question. How often should people take a shower?Think about it. Take a moment.Here&#8217;s what your answer tells about you.> &#8220;As often as it is necessary to always be clean.&#8221; \u2014 You&#8217;re an Authoritarian. You want might to prevail. You want to kick aside the weak and frail.> &#8220;As often as they want, as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1509"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1510,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1509\/revisions\/1510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1509"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1509"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/diurnsky.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1509"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}