A quick question. How often should people take a shower?

Think about it. Take a moment.

Here's what your answer tells about you.

> "As often as it is necessary to always be clean."
  — You're an Authoritarian. You want might to prevail. You want to kick aside the weak and frail.

> "As often as they want, as long as their stink doesn't assault my nostrils."
  — You're a Libertarian. Congratulations, you've displayed some rudimentary signs of sanity. 

> "As fucking often as they fucking want!!"
  — You're an Anarchist! (Put the bazooka down!)

> "[Number] times a [period]."
  — You're an NPC. Without much cognitive effort, you spit some magic number your cultural bubble installed upon you. To a non-NPC, your answer sounds as ridiculous as the magic number of peeing sessions one should stick to. I can't even be sure you understand the meaning of the words presented. You may well be a "Chinese room," wired to react to certain words with certain other words.