I am cursed with the ability to understand the discussions among one of the dumbest groups of humans on Earth — to understand what those who reside in the Moscow-subjugated territories say. I am not perverted enough to seek communication with random representatives of that group. Still, I may accidentally notice their messages here and there. There exists a common theme that I’ve noticed. To public applause, the brainrots say something like “If you had any doubts about why we need to invade: this… THIS IS WHY!” and point to something that Ukrainians did in response to an already-ongoing invasion, such as composed a song about how repugnant the invader is or destroyed an industrial facility inside so-called russia.

I find it rather peculiar. The brainrots lack cognitive capacity to mentally grasp the cause-and-effect relationship. They most definitely have a hard time understanding the concept of the arrow of time; they so often dream about the past that never happened and so rarely think about the future. And yet, they try to use difficult language constructs such as “if-then.” Like monkeys that were taught to press piano keys in a certain order to recreate Beethoven. They do their best and make few mistakes, but ultimately cannot comprehend why that sequence is any better than any other random sequence of keys.